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moserology 

The University Studies that focus on the Study of "Lil Moser". There are Moserology courses offered by Oxford, Cambridge, Yale and Imperial for the brightest of the aspiring moserologers. When you are done with your diploma or phD the world is basically yours as you can basically do any job that pays more than 100k a year and you will have millions of bitches on your cock 24/7 because of the unlimited amount of clout you have for being a moserologer.
Example 1-
John: Damn how does Jacob have so much money and so many girls on his dick at the young age of 24?
Fred: He just graduated from Moserology, he's a lucky guy

Example 2-
Donny: Whats up bitch wanna fuck me?
Felicia: What the fuck ew fuck off creep
Donny: How dare you speak to a moserologer like that?!
Felicia: Oh my god you're a moserologer??? sksksksk i'm so sorry and I oop-
moserology by DantoskiGaming September 9, 2019
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Moneyology 101 

A modern course in economics that teaches the difference between the term "WORTH" and "VAUE"

To find out how much something is "WORTH" IT MUST BE SOLD FOR A PRICE!! period end of discussion This is not a debate. Finding a buyer is absolutely necessary or your product has not proven to be worth your asking price. Especially if you are selling information.

Value on the other hand is determined by customer perceptions. How useful the product has been while in the customer's hands is the GOLD standard for perceived value? A good customer review is the best advertisement.

This economics class is very extensive and to reveal more without collecting tuition is not in the best interest of the school faculty. The logic and reasons are evident already.

Blessings, respect, and love to all, from the online campus of CBPBPU "Christ Bob's Private Blackberry Pickers University"
Christ Bob: My father the Holy Okie, Blackfoot Redneck, leprechaun Spirited "LORD BUD" taught me the value of a dollar is 1/2 gallon of blackberries by paying me $2 a day to pick one gallon. That was in the first semester of Moneyology 101. I was so thankful to find a buyer for those berries, but I suspect the value of the berries is more than two dollars.
Moneyology 101 by Spiritual-Master January 29, 2022

mooseology 

The study of moose and all things moose related.
I am studying for a PhD in Mooseology.
mooseology by Marymoose99 May 1, 2006

monsterology 

A subdivision of cryptozoology that focuses on wild monsters.
My main focus is to become a monsterology expert so I can write awesome books about unknown creatures.
monsterology by AP Creators March 27, 2015

Modemology 

A person who knows what the FEC a router is doing with their PPPoA when they see it.
"Heaven help you if you want to do fancy modem settings that would need you to gopher into its guts and purge the preset parameters. Then you'd better have a PhD in modemology."
Modemology by psykobear July 31, 2018

Loserology

The study pertaining to the ways of a loseror alternatively, the interests of a losercompiled into one thick anthology. Either way, reading this book will give an insight into the loser's mind and help the reader to avoid him/her.
'Using this loserology book, I was able to avoid all losers and do my shopping annoyance free.'
Loserology by Archana March 10, 2005
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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