morton's toe

when your second toe is longer than your big toe.

When I was walking, I tripped because my morton's toe caught the curb.

morton's toe by lucas livermoore March 7, 2010

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Morton's Toe

When your second toe is bigger than the first. Is a sign of intelligence, and you can pick things up with your toes.

I tripped on my Morton's Toe over the stair

Morton's Toe by goaliee68 December 13, 2014

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