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The law defining the known fact that you have to wear the opposite colour bra to your shirt or else the bra will be Easily visible
Omg, you can totally see Becky’s bra right now.. has she not heard of Morton's Law
by I just need chicken salad April 09, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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