horizontal

to be passed out...usually frum drinking but jus plain asleep can qualify also

"I drank so much saturday night, i was totally horizontal all day sunday."

by juss_peachie January 17, 2006

mortadella

derived from the Italian sausage, meaning a loser.

"Guy's a fuckin' mortadella."

by juss_peachie January 17, 2006

sneaky russian

when you fuck a girl until she dies then you cover her in vodka and chocolate syrup then light her on fire and throw her off a cliff into a playground

"yo i saw Cathy this weekend, and i gave her a sneaky russian"

by juss_peachie May 07, 2007