Definitions by juss_peachie

sneaky russian 

when you fuck a girl until she dies then you cover her in vodka and chocolate syrup then light her on fire and throw her off a cliff into a playground

"yo i saw Cathy this weekend, and i gave her a sneaky russian"

sneaky russian by juss_peachie May 22, 2007

mortadella 

derived from the Italian sausage, meaning a loser.

"Guy's a fuckin' mortadella."

mortadella by juss_peachie January 17, 2006

horizontal 

to be passed out...usually frum drinking but jus plain asleep can qualify also

"I drank so much saturday night, i was totally horizontal all day sunday."

horizontal by juss_peachie January 17, 2006