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Morstrubation 

Someone who finds sexual pleasure in watching TV news ( especially the morning edition ), who becomes sexually stimulated by consuming them , all,day,long.
Morstrubation , he cant live with it and can’t live without it ..
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menstrubation 

When a woman masturbates while she's having her period. The word is coined from the words "masturbation" and "menstruation(i.e. when a woman has her period).
When the voyeur caught sight of the black-haired, pale-skinned goth chick lying naked and menstrubating on a towel on the floor, he immediately thought to himself, "That is one sick bitch!"





Mark H. Expanding the sexual slang vocabulary since February 2004.
menstrubation by Mark H October 10, 2004

monstruation 

Menstruation combined with terrible PMS symptoms.
"What's wrong with Barbara?"

"She's having monstruation!"

"Oh, fuck."
monstruation by pighitterwhatup October 30, 2012

Moisturbation 

When your significant other uses moisturizer on your private parts is now known as moisturbation.
Usually most hand and body lotions work well for moisturbation and it’s more fun when a partner gives you a hand...or two.
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