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n., constructed using the words moron and baboon. Used mainly for brutish persons, boors who aren't too clever either.

Watch it, moroon. That's my second drink you tipped over.
moroon by 3P May 25, 2008
Pronounced like the "MOR" in MORon and the "OON" in BabOON.

And by now its obvious that it is used to described someone who is a cross between a moron and less obviously the I.R.Baboon character from the cartoon network show "Cow and Chicken" in 1997 and "I am Weasel" from 1999.

I Am Weasel feature's the adventures of the title character, a highly intelligent mammal, and his constant, albeit stupid rival/partner, I. R. Baboon. The two are often competing in different "humorous" situations, with ‘I. R.’ trying to out-do Weasel at every turn. However, I. M. Weasel, the world renowned professional of everything, always seems to come out on top.

I.R.Baboon was basically a super idiotic red-butted baboon who did everything Wrong and Ass Backwards. The show was lame and the baboon worse but its a description i feel fits many people, especially coupled with Moron.
"My brother is such a Moroon, he put laundry detergent in the dishwasher, he figured same difference."

Jackie: You don’t leave the applicator in when you use a tampon!!!
Megan: Oh is that why it doesn’t feel right?
Jackie: YOU ARE SUCH A MOROON!! How you manage to dress yourself is still a mystery to me!
Moroon by Krystine The Spaz February 19, 2007
An illiterate inbred Trump supporter that thinks Fox News and WWE are real sources of information.
Shade_2 is a real moroon, his sister /wife and niece/daughter is too.
Moroon by Valmordang June 19, 2022

mormon math 

when one plus one does not equal two, etc. more precisely, a couple would be equal to 5 or more- as in wives
James: "check this out: I need a couple of bucks"

Bob: "will a five work?"

James: "dude, I like your mormon math.."
mormon math by oneQuarterKiltD February 24, 2013

mormon deathstar 

Master Jesus (master yi) will come forth to split the rea sea of communism and end the tide of greed spread by the Mormon Deathstar. Yi will solve the DaVinci code with the help of melon in the fridge using the Pietagerium thorium of sippensyrup sideways. Once J Z the Dolhpin diver dips through space and time they will be able to the put figments of reality back to anagrams of beehive central honeybutter chickenbizcuit puppies.
We need to split the red sea of communism and stop the Mormon Deathstar from ending all of humanity.

Microsoft Team Moron 

A person, usually picked by the boss to ride herd over an otherwise productive team and tattle on any members that aren't chanting the party line and ready to slit their own throats for diversity.
They are champions of the "we" concept because they are too stupid to have any thoughts or vision on their own.
They follow management edicts to the letter no matter how stupid. They avoid confrontation and are quick to agree with anyone, but only to their face, they always rat you out to upper management.
In the dictionary under dim-witted user it says: "see them".
willis agreed with John when he told her the new management plan was never going to work, and outlined the problems. Later we found she was named microsoft team moron for ratting him out to upper management and getting him demoted, now no one on the team will discuss anything with her so she's recruited spies withing the team.
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