Playful moniker of the state of Utah reflecting its strong Mormon traditions and customs; consequently Salt Lake City is often known as Mormonabad. Both terms employ the Persian suffixes "stan" and "bad" meaning "land of" and "city of" respectively.
1. I hiked the rugged and breathtaking mountains of Mormonistan all day before retiring to Mormonabad.
2. When entering rural Mormonistani village compounds, be sure to never eye their women the wrong way!
"Damn polygamist marrying 12 year olds because he's supposed to be some sort of prophet, that can only happen in muslim countries or in the Holy Republic of Mormonistan."
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.