Mormanistan

The middle-eastern nation from which mormans originate

go back to mormanistan!

by Funky-Bob November 7, 2007

Mormonistan

Playful moniker of the state of Utah reflecting its strong Mormon traditions and customs; consequently Salt Lake City is often known as Mormonabad. Both terms employ the Persian suffixes "stan" and "bad" meaning "land of" and "city of" respectively.

1. I hiked the rugged and breathtaking mountains of Mormonistan all day before retiring to Mormonabad.

2. When entering rural Mormonistani village compounds, be sure to never eye their women the wrong way!

by SillyTamilsTrixR4Kids July 9, 2010

Holy republic of Mormonistan

What the so called state of Utah actually is.

"Damn polygamist marrying 12 year olds because he's supposed to be some sort of prophet, that can only happen in muslim countries or in the Holy Republic of Mormonistan."

by Docktor strangelove August 31, 2011

Mormanistic

To be like a Morman, but not Morman.

I don’t want to be mormanistic or do mormanistic things.

by Mike Comer March 5, 2022