Mormon City 

An alternate name for Salt Lake City, Utah.

Guy 1: What city is the Utah Jazz's home stadium?

Guy 2: Mormon City I think.

Mormon City by $lim $hady February 23, 2009

Mormonity 

the state or condition of maladaptive thought processes resulting from indoctrination into the Mormon/LDS cult

Mark: So it was getting hot and heavy with me and Elizabeth when I noticed that she was wearing the least sexy underwear I have ever seen. That shit was granny panties on crack!

Tom: Yeah, dude. You didn't know she had been blinded by Mormonity? She's already promised herself to JC. The best you're gonna do is a hummer.

Mormonity by your BDSM friend December 5, 2011