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James, stop being a morfuck!
Morfuck by annaballer July 18, 2016
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Moffucked 

The end result of watching a 'last episode' of any TV serial written by Steven Moffat, owing to the impossibility, confusion and pure anger at very complex and brilliant plots. Especially when there is a sizeable gap between one episode and the next. Usually found in relation to British Television shows Sherlock and Doctor Who.
A: Did you see that episode last night? It was infuriating!
B: I know! My head's been totally moffucked!

Interchangeable with 'mind-fucked'
Moffucked by Admixt February 8, 2012
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morbucks 

The most precious and valuable currency ever to exist on planet earth. First established in the hit 2022 movie "Morbius" starring Jared Leto, it's use has expinentially increased. Its conversion rate is $1 to 60000000 Morbucks.
P1) Yo bro I'm so broke right now.

P2) Don't worry bro, lemme give you 12000000 Morbucks.
P1) Thanks so much bro! I'm now gonna watch Morbius 1.3 million times!
-a combination of the words "mother" and "fucker" or more appropriately "motha" and "fucka". A word that can be used on any occassion, sometimes used to start off a long line of partial jibbirish.
"mofuka piece shit scadaba ricky j mocatipi mocananon"
"sup mofucka"
"MOFUCKA!!!"
"best mofukan band ever"
"mofucka.....those are some big mofukan cannons"
mofucka by brianmofuka November 30, 2004

Moffucked 

The state of confusion after seeing a new episode of the British TV Show Doctor Who written by head writer Steven Moffat, when more questions are raised than answered. Usually occurs after an episode that ends in a cliffhanger that hints at several possible conclusions.

Similar to being mind-fucked.
Person 1: Did you see last night's Doctor Who?

Person 2: Yeah, what is going on? I've been Moffucked yet again!
Moffucked by aiaisanotareal May 23, 2011

Mowfucka 

black slang term for mother fucker.
Was discovered in east compton outside a kfc.
Is pronounced the way it is due to blacks cant pronounce

syllables.
Damn that guy ripped me off. What a mowfucka!
Mowfucka by Theanalbaby May 26, 2009

mofuckyeah 

used to express extreme anguish or to just add some attitude to a sentence;
let me get that dubble cheese burger mofuckyeah;
mofuckyeah by Zoon of the Moon November 2, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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