Mop Boy – Noun: Derogatory
slang used to describe the loser working at a porn shop that has video viewing rooms where degenerates beat off and
splooge on the
floor which must be mopped up right away before drying and staining the floor.
Poor Matt heard the 2
college students say “Hey, Mop Boy, rooms 1 & 2 need cleaning, you better hurry before the
cum dries and stains the floor” as the
college students left the store laughing.