Moose Stuff

Things done with or by a Moose.

Guy:"What's moose stuff?"

Moose:"Whatever you want it to be; I can have sex with you or I can just stand over there and drink from that lake, and everything in between...

Guy:"Get in..."

by Mooselvr January 11, 2008

moose stuff

Extremely kinky sexual fetish involving moose, argyle sweaters, and lots of honey.

"Yo momma ain't no better than a 2 dollar crack whore doing moose stuff for free!"

by Moose Stuffer January 10, 2013

moose knuckle shuffle

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.

Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.

by Dr. Blue Balls May 6, 2007

Shuffle Moose

A secret girl code for needed to go to the bathroom when you want to go with your friend but dont want to say it when there are people around.

Girl 1: Shuffle Moose
Girl 2: *knods head*
*both race to bathroom*
Boy 1: WTF

by heyyyyyyygurrllllllllllll June 10, 2017

dinty moore shuffle

This is when someone eats dinty moore beef stew and shortly after it hits the stomach they have to run to the toilet because of the squirts.

Guy 1: Hey man where's Dan running off to? Guy 2: He's running to the toilet, he has the dinty moore shuffle.

by jimmybomm July 17, 2022