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Half moose half turkey. Used as example for thinking outside the box.
Hey Jessica Moorkeys do indeed exist!
Moorkey by Stickmanproduction June 7, 2011
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Moorkey Eh? 

A make believe creature that is half turkey/ half moose fabricated in the mind of Jeremy .. or! Jer. Who's incredibly crazy but funny so it evens out.
Moorkey Eh? That's what ate your IB Biology homework eh Jeremy, not your poor dog.. I think you should start taking your meds again.. aight Genuh?

Or!

Oh Jer, how I love you Moorkey talk haha.

Or!

Complete BS because Moorkeys don't exist
Moorkey Eh? by Brownie J December 10, 2011
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A Moorey is when, while in Las Vegas you get jacked by two prostitutes. Who take your $800, your camera and all your dignity.
When Erin was on his trip he copped a Moorey big time. Now he can't get home and his mum won't speak to him.
Moorey by Sam Deighton December 22, 2007
1: A nick name for the funny guy in a group of friends that makes everyone laugh.
2: A nick name for people who are awsome.
3: Mytical creature thats half cow and half monkey.
1: Haha. You're hilarious Mookey.
2: You're so awsome mikey. Were gonna call you Mookey now.
3: Hey did you see that creature?

What was it?

I think it was like, half (cow) and half (monkey)

You mean a Mookey.
Mookey by Master Mook September 19, 2009
A moonkey is a monkey specialy bread on the dark side of the moon who has lazer beems and night vision. They can also fly and speak 13 diff languages including 4 diff types of english. They are telepathic
"like thats a totaly awsom MOONKEY u got there he just like choped that dutchmans head off with his lazer beem"
moonkey by anonomous August 28, 2003
A burp after smoking weed, where smoke comes out with the burp
Dude, that was a big mookey
Mookey by An drew October 22, 2007

Mookey Stink 

I found a mookey stink in my underwear when I woke up.
Mookey Stink by gir420 October 22, 2008
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