Moonworking 

The illusion of making forward progress on occupational tasks while actually going backwards.

Similar to Micheal Jackson's Moonwalk but you're not as cool.

I've been moonworking all day, because the account executives gave me the wrong information.

Moonworking by LACTOAD November 3, 2009

Moondocking 

Moondocking is the act of an individual taking a fat shit into the anus or vagina of another individual. This can be done between male and female participants alike. It can also be done with strange animals

"Eww did you see the leaked vid of david moondocking??" "Yeah, it was pretty disgusting."

*david appears* "youve been eating corn!"

Moondocking by 477366498808 December 18, 2019

Moonwalking

When you smoke weed, use nitrous oxide , take acid and have someone inject dentist grade numbing agent into both your feet. It is quite hard to acquire the last ingredient but when it is come upon from a friend in a medical practice it is godly. When all done it results in a feeling like you are walking on the moon

Hey bro wanna try moonwalking it’s a mix of completely numb feet, weed, balloons and LSD

Moonwalking by BiGFatSrokeyNonce115 February 4, 2019

Moonwalking

Moonwalking is when an attempt to move on from a past relationship miserably fails and instead you end up going back to your previous boy/girl friend.

This makes you feel like you're months in the past instead of in the present, hence the term moonwalking. walking forward but going back.

"yo man, i thought you weren't with rachel anymore. you're back with her? thats some serious moonwalking."

Moonwalking by Lechugador June 11, 2009

Moonwalking

The act of Hangin Wit Da Moon and therefore being so intoxicated on marijuana or marijuana accessories, that you believe that you are actually walking on the moon, backwards... And every 5 minutes you be saying “where the fuck we at, let's go ice skating or roller blading, dependent on the weather, of course... And then go bowling my nigga woopty woop”

“My nigga, I was Hangin Wit Da Moon and started Moonwalking... I was high as fuck... Then I went ice skating and bowling”

Moonwalking by REV K7-EE-OLEVN October 16, 2020

moondocking 

moondocking is when you crap into a womens PUSSY. it is when a girl streches her vagina wide enough so somone other than herself can crap into the opening/cave of the vagina.

moondocking is when somones turd goes into a girl pussy, not her own turd though.

moondocking by RAVEMAN June 11, 2006

moonwalking all over your ass

That's a way to offend someone instead of saying things like "Fuck you" or something like that.
It is mostly used by moonwalkers (Michael Jackson Fans).

"Shut up or I'll be moonwalking all over your ass!"

moonwalking all over your ass by nastya.somebody December 14, 2021