Moonies 

Followers of Sun Myung Moon. Sometimes this word is seen as derogatory, despite members embracing the name.

Those clean-cut kids selling wind chimes are just some silly Moonies. Don't listen to their anti-Communist propaganda.

Moonies by arielBC August 25, 2009

Moonies 

Moonies; Noun (muun-nees)

To invite someone over to watch movies with the intention of hooking up with them.
Moonies are most likely held in a smaller more cramped room. It is unusual for the female party to know about the boys intentions.

Sam: I'm inviting a girl over to have Moonies tonight

Bart: What you watching?

Sam: 5 minutes of Step Up, then 2 hours of her

Moonies by moonieman69 July 19, 2010

Moonies 

The green awesomeness of DOOM a.k.a. Money

Give me your moonies bitch or I'll break your leg D:

Moonies by Muddymess January 26, 2009

Moonies 

The cutest singing group made of blue aliens from the moon who make covers of popular songs from earth.

STAN THE MOONIES

Moonies by anonymous September 23, 2021

Moonies 

Followers of certain Korean man, an entrepreneur, proclaimed himself to be a messiah, messenger of Christ, though the newly founded religion has been viewed as separate from the more universally-accepted branches of Christianity.

The English term “Moonies”, can be used pejoratively, or otherwise claimed proudly by it's members-followers.

Practitioners of mass wedding, sometimes interracially, partner singlehandedly chosen by the leader himself. Politically, strongly opposed the left-leaning “communist”, that originate from the founder's opinion to the Korean war and separation of the both Koreas.

Indirectly involved in the shooting of Japan's ex-Prime Minister Abe Shinzo.
And backdoor-politics of Japan in general, which the Kishida administration of govt seek to cut ties after the incident, while pass bill to regulate donations/purchases of religious goods by force/mind control, after victimized ex-followers spoken out.
A legal investigation currently ongoing to see if the group itself will lose its “religious corporation” status, which will prevent the group of taking fees from its members-followers, but could still be allowed to exist as solely organized movement.
This marked the 2nd controversy surrounding topics of new religious movements in Japan, only after the Asahara Shoko-founded Aum Shinrikyo, the group responsible for the 1995's Tokyo Subway Sarin Attack, sending terrors across the nation in an otherwise rather peaceful postwar domestic scene of Japan.

“Moonies ballonees!”
How the Moonies say “Cheese!” when taking religious group-selfie with their leader, while holding a balloon, signifying ascension to Heaven. (Not factual)

Moonies by Aponashi Teshigawara “Tesshi” December 2, 2022

Moonies 

People you may encounter when attending spiritual events such as ecstatic dance, yoga, mindfulness, or meditation. A moony could be considered a little loony, disconnected from reality and trying desperately to show up and impress others with their transcendence of your human ability to comprehend their growth and mindfulness. Speaks in English, but it sounds like an alien language and they mostly say nothing sounding like a word salad. They speak at you, not with you and try to impress upon you how tough their story and magical growth has been as they have now achieved deep enlightenment and an understanding of the world that you simply cannot comprehend. In fact their understanding is so powerful they will speak with such authority while pretending to be but mere humble travelers on the journey while moonsplaining to you how you should perceive and feel the world.

There were a lot of moonies at ecstatic dance last night.

Moonies by 3 leaf clovers are all i found February 15, 2024

Moonlester 

‘Moonlester’ is a term used to describe a person who has a constant urge to mingle, touch and play with little children. If you have heard of a moonlester nearby, we suggest you run

Child: “I think I hear a moonlester!”
Parent: “Here is plane tickets to Cuba…… Go”

Moonlester by Fail. E December 1, 2021