Moon Miss

The act of finding someone perfect for you, but not being perfect for them.

Jess: Hey why did you break up with Tyler?
Kat: Oh yeah total moon miss, I wasn’t perfect for him

by Craygal September 25, 2020

Moon Mission

When an executive officer of a publicly traded company YOLOs (see definition) their company's treasury into volatile assets in the hopes that said asset will go to the moon (see definition).

Not to be confused with Mars Mission (see definition) where a publicly traded company goes into debt for their treasury YOLO (see definition).

Oh my goodness, Michael Saylor bought even more Bitcoin (BTC) while it's going down! MicroStrategy (MSTR) is going on a Moon Mission!

by MrBezos June 23, 2021

Missouri Moon Pie

You or a close friend hangs ass out of passenger window of moving vehicle.....moons an unsuspecting pedestrian or vehicle while taking a shit.

Dave gave that van a Missouri Moon Pie and now owes me a car wash.

by philosobrad May 13, 2009