Moon Juice

Watery, milky diarrhea that is discharged during a full moon whilst a werewolf undergoes his transformation.

Werewolf 1: Man, I had a really hard time last night.
Werewolf 2: Why is that? Did you eat a baby?
Werewolf 1: Yes, and it gave me wicked moon juice.
Werewolf 2: Careful of that moon juice, it really sneaks up on you.

by Harpy&Alfonsus October 27, 2008

Moon Juice

LSD

Girl - I am so messed up from that Moon Juice, haha...
Friend - Me too dude, is that your grandma?
Girl - You're hallucinating... that's just my dad... wait.. oh crap.

by MoonJuiceLover August 23, 2009

Moon Juice

An iridescent, Rachel vapor best known for it’s unpredictable, but pleasurably intense trances that result in unicorns living as human beings.

“She put that moon juice on me and now I have child support to pay.”

by EyeFiteEvol July 28, 2021

Moon Juice

The best twitch streamer.

Yo what the shit is moon juice?

Oh, he's a twitch streamer for Krunker.io, you should check him out.

by peepthemeep May 26, 2020

moonjuice

Moonjuice is like a magical type of juice. A bit like orangejuice or applejuice only it's better, magical and, of course, it's moonjuice. The great thing is that you get moonjuice from the intergalactic gordon ramsey in the sky when he uses his super galactic blender to blend part of the moon. Moonjuice is very rare as gordon rarely blends the moon, but no other chef has the keys to the galactic blender. Moonjuice tastes like pineapple only better. Moonjuice is epic, go get some! :D

i luv my moonjuice, Why is there no moonjuice? Sad now :(

by super intergalactic gordon April 15, 2010

robot moonjuice

A very iconic and sexy half goat half human hybrid, known for his uniqueness, nerve and talent. Usually found in the center of the dance floor manipulating the BPM with his body. When not on the dance floor FUCKING IT ALL THE WAY UP this magical beast can be found in bed sleeping in his natural habitat. When hungry it is best to stay away as studies have shown him to be incredibly violent and rude if not feed.

Robot MoonJuice is so sexy I would give up my first born just to sit need to him while he reads a picture books.

by Robotmoonjuice November 23, 2021

Moojuice

1. A combo of milk, and sloth its a creamy sensation.
2. a frend of Tøka also known as "fat not so fat cunt" and Toasty a crispy danish boi

wow moojuice your a good frend
FFS moojuice join discord
"i slept with her"

by Toasty_hair October 7, 2019