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Montse
She is a very intelligent, smart, beautiful, pretty girl! She is a very energetic and happy person! But just because she’s all happy doesn’t mean she has stuff going on with her own personal life at home! So be chill with her and don’t make her feel like she’s worthless. She’ll make u laugh at times! She’s very unique, so don’t let her gooooo! She can be ruff at times. But that’s normal, just ask “how was your day” or “everything good” She likes to feel appreciated to at time too! Don’t LOSE this friend !!!!! I’m TeLLING YoU NoW!!!!! She’s one of a kind !!!
“Hey this montse girl is AWESOME!!!!”
“I know right her name is Montserrath but she likes to be called Montse”
“Yea I love that name, she such a unique person!”
“I know right her name is Montserrath but she likes to be called Montse”
“Yea I love that name, she such a unique person!”
Montse by CoOl kiD:) October 22, 2019
Related Words
Montuse • montussy • montse • montysexual • Montese • Montserrat • Mantuse • Monguse • montaser • Monthsexual
Montserrat
A girl, usually of spanish or catalan origin, that is supercool and has the ability to talk with the unicorns. The legend says all Montserrats are descendants from a hot goddess that came to earth just to have fun and then decided to hang out.
A Montserrat usually has big brown eyes and long black hair with a really hot body. They often confuse Montserrats with Penelopes, but penelopes are just some wannabes.
She is usually a chill girl who does not give a fuck about anything. She is really cool and down to earth and has the ability to be a really random person. A Montserrat usually loves Zelda and plays a lot of video games.
If you date a Montserrat consider yourself a lucky bastard.
A Montserrat usually has big brown eyes and long black hair with a really hot body. They often confuse Montserrats with Penelopes, but penelopes are just some wannabes.
She is usually a chill girl who does not give a fuck about anything. She is really cool and down to earth and has the ability to be a really random person. A Montserrat usually loves Zelda and plays a lot of video games.
If you date a Montserrat consider yourself a lucky bastard.
Guy #1: Man I am dating this super hot girl that is really chill and plays Zelda.
Guy #2: Really.. What's her name?
Guy #3: Montserrat.
Guy #2: Really.. What's her name?
Guy #3: Montserrat.
Montserrat by LaDJ August 19, 2013
Montussy
Montussy by monty'scumsock January 24, 2022
Motusexual
- Did you know Avery slept with all 3 guys and 2 girls in her friend group?
- Damn, she is sooooo motusexual.
- Damn, she is sooooo motusexual.
Motusexual by Abobus August 17, 2021
Montserrat
Montserrat is a smart, fun, sarcastic person. This person is determined in everything she does. They are a helpful person. They are very self-disciplined and hard on themselves. You can count on them for rides early morning when you leave your car elsewhere, then have to pick it up early morning. Has an aesthetic but doesn't really know. they may not always show emotion but can become emotional when it comes to family and education. This person is good to have around when you need company and a good laugh. They can be awkward at times and will ignore eye contact. Though they will approach anyone and say hello to anyone even those strangers that pass by walking and will also have a full blown conversation with a stranger. They are one of those people that lived in yeehaw land and has never seen a beach until recently. They enjoy eating healthy and their favorite fruit are grapes and many bananas. This person has a very busy schedule and will rely on coffee to get energy.
Yoo, is that Montserrat because they just waved at these random people.
Oh My, did Monsterrat eat all those bananas?!
Oh My, did Monsterrat eat all those bananas?!
Montserrat by Dahyanna- asshole November 16, 2021
Montse
The one and only. She who devours. The eater of gods. And the bringer of hunger and destruction. She is the fattest being ever born and a mum, but she is fattly hot.
Montse by MontseEnjoyer November 22, 2021
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