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Montek

If you are BeSt FrIeNd with Montek than you don’t need to worry he is the best person you ever met
by Montek November 23, 2021
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Montek

Montek is your girl next door. She seems very nice on the outside and takes care of her body as she’s very superficial. She is lazy, entitled & opportunistic. She always prioritizes herself. Very easy to talk to with a piercing eyes full of hate with a victim mentality.
There is always peace without Montek but never peace around Montek.
by AccurateHubForward November 14, 2023
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Je suis Monte

French for "I mounted the monster." It is also a meme to make fun of french people who play monster hunter.
Mercian: some one mount the monster.
LE FRENCH DUDE: Je suis Monte!!
by jaboigin October 29, 2018
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Cory Monteith

Such a bright light to the world. He was an inspiring person to everyone. He played Finn on Glee. He is 6'3, and he calls other people small woodland creatures. Cory was dating Lea Michele, and Cory was going to move in with her after he finishes a job in Vancouver, but sadly passed away July 13. My heart breaked, as did millions of others. I had met him, and he had saved my life. He was so down-to-earth and did not care about his work as much as helping me and telling me how beautiful and smart I am. He was a genuine, kind, handsome, all-round perfect guy who did not deserve to die. Cory Monteith was a rare celebrity to find, not acting all fake around cameras, and told me to be myself. Thank you Cory for changing my life.
Why is she so perfect
Probs Cory Monteith's daughter
by ilovegleee September 21, 2013
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Montevation

The motivational efforts of school pride shown by students attending Monte Sant' Angelo in Sydney. Invented in 2008/ 2009 by the senior leaders. Montevation is characterised by sudden outbursts of spontaneous dancing, on stage at school assemblies or not, accompanied by loud music.
That senior girl was really montivating at assembly last week with her awesome dance moves!!!" "GET MONTIVATED" "I <3 Montevation"
by shinyness May 28, 2010
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Montecristo

1. One of the greatest cigars in the world. Once hand rolled in Cuba, now from Dominican Republic.

2. Count of "Montecristo" - famous wronged individual who served decades in prison until escape and treasure gave him means to correct injustice.

3. Location on west coast of California habitated by Jimmi C and his favorite Chinavieja.
1. Jimmi Ray lit a Montecristo, put on a CD by Jimmy Buffet, poured himself a Mojito and pulled Dulce Maria on to his lap for a sunset moment.

2. Edmund Dantes escaped prison by hiding in a bag that the guards thought contained a dead man, went to an island where he found a massive treasure and then moved back home and took the name "Count of Montecristo" as he tied up a few loose threads in sweet revenge.

3. Jimmi Ray worked for 20 years as a measure, inspector and advertising guy and then retired to a place he called "Montecristo" where the Russian River became the Pacific Ocean.
by jim christ May 12, 2008
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Monteo

Dude 1: yo that chick couldn't walk right today
Dude 2: must've been Monteo
by BIGROD696969 May 30, 2019
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