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Monteksi 

An abomination of a ship that should never have existed.
"Wow, they're a real Monteksi couple."
"Yeah, such a shame..."
Monteksi by timetoperish February 9, 2018
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kim montesinos 

Most likely a mexican who likes being epic. She also becomes very dumb at times that you don't even want to talk to her. She is the president of the debate club and debates with anything, even though she is always wrong. She also trolls.
Sofia: What's the homework for today, Kim Montesinos?

Kim: Yes

Sofia: What's the homework?

Kim: Yes

Sofia: Ok buddy.
kim montesinos by min yoongi. April 1, 2019
Montesino is usually used as a last name. The last name comes from Hispanic heritage.
Her last name is Montesino.
She’s probably Hispanic.
montesino by suckdick September 27, 2018

Matteo Montesi 

A famous Italian preacher
he talks about God and the end of the world
associating stories from the bible with conspiracy theories
he claims that God, angels and demons are aliens who live in spaceships known as "Glorie"
that repitlians exist and are clones of fallen angels
and that Jesus is our solar system's sun
Matteo Montesi is sooooo weird!
Matteo Montesi by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor September 22, 2018

Monteskilla 

The Most Black and Dangerous king the world has ever seen!
He can looks like a bad boy buy he Is so sweet and gay
He likes recivinge big Surprise in the ass hole
Neve let your keys fall down when you are next to him, It could be the last thing you Will pick up for the rest of your life
Run! Take your family in safe! Monteskilla Is comin'!!!
Monteskilla by Ovolollo November 23, 2021

Matteo Montesi 

An Italian YouTuber

Most known for his bigotry...

He often explores abandoned buildings or the wild nature
His most known line is "Guai a te Christian Airte, Christian Airte, guai a te!
Referred to another YouTuber called "Christian Ice" (misspelled Airte)
Whom made a YTP about Montesi that Montesi himself felt as "offensive and Satanic".
Matteo Montesi is cool! He often visits abandoned houses!
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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