Monteksi

An abomination of a ship that should never have existed.

"Wow, they're a real Monteksi couple."
"Yeah, such a shame..."

by timetoperish February 9, 2018

kim montesinos

Most likely a mexican who likes being epic. She also becomes very dumb at times that you don't even want to talk to her. She is the president of the debate club and debates with anything, even though she is always wrong. She also trolls.

Sofia: What's the homework for today, Kim Montesinos?

Kim: Yes

Sofia: What's the homework?

Kim: Yes

Sofia: Ok buddy.

by min yoongi. April 1, 2019

montesino

Montesino is usually used as a last name. The last name comes from Hispanic heritage.

Her last name is Montesino.
She’s probably Hispanic.

by suckdick September 27, 2018

Matteo Montesi

A famous Italian preacher
he talks about God and the end of the world
associating stories from the bible with conspiracy theories
he claims that God, angels and demons are aliens who live in spaceships known as "Glorie"
that repitlians exist and are clones of fallen angels
and that Jesus is our solar system's sun

Matteo Montesi is sooooo weird!

by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor September 22, 2018

Monteskilla

The Most Black and Dangerous king the world has ever seen!
He can looks like a bad boy buy he Is so sweet and gay
He likes recivinge big Surprise in the ass hole
Neve let your keys fall down when you are next to him, It could be the last thing you Will pick up for the rest of your life

Run! Take your family in safe! Monteskilla Is comin'!!!

by Ovolollo November 23, 2021

Matteo Montesi

An Italian YouTuber

Most known for his bigotry...

He often explores abandoned buildings or the wild nature
His most known line is "Guai a te Christian Airte, Christian Airte, guai a te!
Referred to another YouTuber called "Christian Ice" (misspelled Airte)
Whom made a YTP about Montesi that Montesi himself felt as "offensive and Satanic".

Matteo Montesi is cool! He often visits abandoned houses!

by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor March 25, 2022