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Monster fucker

A person who is sexually attracted to a monster or deformed creature.
(Vampires, werewolves, the gargantuar from plants vs zombies but dont judge, etc).
I should’ve never took my monster fucker bestie to see the Mario Movie.

Monster fucker

1. A word furries-in-denial use to justify their attraction to cryptids/ monsters
1. "Greg told me he'd totally let mothman suck his dick if Mothman were up to it. So that makes him a what? A monster fucker?"

-No, he's totally a furry in denial.

Monsterfucker

Wanna fuck a werewolf? Ya a monsterfucker.

Wanna fuck a ghost? A Zombie? That's necrophilia But counts! you heathen.

Wanna fuck Dragon? (Unless in human form) Beastitality! And ya a monsterfucker!

Pop a boner going through r/bodyhorror? Here's your crown!
Person 1: Ooo! Look at his teeth!

Person 2: They are pointy and jagged! You monsterfucker!

Person 1: Ooo~ Tentacles give~

Monsterfucker

The man that fucks the monsterfucker and can keep up. (This is a very rare type of man)

Monsterfucker: A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE
My man is the only only monsterfucker I know.
Monsterfucker by Larry and burn July 17, 2023

monsterfucked 

Being epicly screwed, owned, or both
"We have two hours to finish this film project. we're MONSTERfucked"

"Did you see that tackle? that guy just got monsterfucked

"Crap I have 3 huge tests today and i didnt study for either of them! im monsterfucked!
monsterfucked by thecommonenemy October 25, 2009

monsterfuckee 

Somebody who wants to get fucked BY monsters. Aka a bottom/sub for monsters.
Person 1: "Yo, you fuck monsters??"
Person 2: "no- Im a monsterfuckee, I wanna get fucked by monsters."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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