Monster Energy Drinks 

An energy drink largely consumed by kids under the age of 14. Basically, kids drink it too look mature, but everyone knows there mommys still tuck them into bed.

12 Year Old: Yo, lets get a monster

12 Year Old 2: Totally, We will look really cool holding a drink meant for adults!!!!

Kids at park: OMG THEY HAVE MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS!! LETS CROWD THEM AND ASK FOR AIR SIPS!!

Monster Energy Drinks by Magneticturkey April 30, 2010

Monster energy drink 

Monster energy drink is an energy drink that taste ok, and is very cool and kind of cheap. It used to be $2.00 a can, but now it's $2.50. Red bull taste better, but Monster gives you twice the beverage size (16oz) and twice the energy for the same price as Redbull, which is $2.50 a 8oz can. Redbull cost $2.75 now for a 8oz can. Monster energy drink has caffeine and B vitamins and comes in many flavors and is usually low carb unless you get the regular Monster. The low carb varieties are usually Monster ultra something. Venom energy drink used to be $1.00, but now it's $1.25.

Modafinil and Armodafinil keeps you awake better than all the coffee in the world and without jitteriness or anxiety, but it doesn't give you energy or confidence, just effective wakefulness. Monster is more like for energy.

Tyler: I'm casterboarding!

*drinks monster ultra peach.

Tyler: Woo hoo! This is good Monster energy drink.

Monster energy drink by HawaiianPunch1 March 14, 2023

monster energy drink 

The drink a Kyle would drink.

Kyle, how much MONSTER ENERGY DRINK have you consumed?

monster energy drink by yeah.1 July 13, 2019

Monster energy drink 

Monster energy drink is an energy drink with 140mg to 160mg+ of Caffeine and B Vitamins. Monster used to cost $2.00 dollars. Then it went up to $2.50. Now it's anywhere from $2.75 to $3.00+. Stupid inflation! Like even Venom energy drink went from $1.00 to $1.25. Buy Gold, Silver, Gallium, Indium, Tin, Galinstan, Bismuth, Copper, and even Aluminum foil if you want to make Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. The value of metals are going up.

Tony: This Monster energy drink is great!

*Drinks Monster while casterboarding (riding a casterboard).

Monster energy drink by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023

Monster Energy Drink 

monster energy drink is a drink that thousands of people enjoy. that doesn't mean you have to like it. a lot of people drink it because its the" cool" thing to do but people also drink it because they enjoy the taste or are looking for something to give them a little energy. but no monster is not a life style so don't try and act like its your whole world. its just an energy drink (even if its like the best tasting drink u ever had)

P1: i love monster energy drink!!! i would die without it!!! (don't do this)
P2: i like monster energy drink it is very refreshing (this is accepted)

Monster Energy Drink by warpedkitten June 11, 2015

Monster Energy Drink 

The most beautiful and savage beverage to ever be produced by anyone ever. The best variety is the Original, preferably in the BFC, with chaser flavors of Chaos, Assault, Mixxd, M-80, and the vagina flavor: lo carb. It is also known as Green Crack, Liquid Marajuana, and Zues' Meth.

A - Hey man, wheres your Monster?
B- I dont drink that shit anymore, man... havent you read the other definitions on UD? That shits for posers and emos, yo
A- *With a Monster-induced Sternum Strike that goes through B's chest* YOU LYING NAZI UNPATRIOTIC LOSER FATHER FUCKING CUM GUZZLER!!

B- *Now on the ground, bleeding to death* But I...
A- *Curbstops B* SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CUNT BUCKET!
B- *Dies*
A- Monster Energy Drink. Unleach the beast.

Monster Energy Drink by Lord Takatcchipenn June 14, 2009

Monster Energy Drink 

Some stupid drink that the kids like today. People like to make shirts with the big green M on them, load their things down with the stickers, and generally act like it's some life style. It's an energy drink, not a social movement.

Monster Energy Drink is just what it seems, an energy drink. Nothing more, nothing less.

Monster Energy Drink by Da Milkman January 5, 2009