Definitions by beano

monogaserious 

state of being dedicated to one partner

john is monogaserious to janee

monogaserious by beano February 9, 2005

kneegrow 

To act like an idiot

Wayne Gourley acts like a kneegrow

kneegrow by Beano May 19, 2004

curle 

A teacher in North Carolina, around the Fayetteville area, that loves to fuck sheep. Can usually be found around farms at midnight.

"Hey, how come Curle is always sleeping in class?"
"That guy is out at night fucking sheep, cut him some slack"
"Uh...ok..."

curle by Beano April 14, 2004

Plish

Saliva which while talking, exits the talker's mouth and comes to rest on the face of the listener. The listener is then obigated to make no remarks or gestures in reference to the plish.

"Christ, he plished all over me...and I couldn't wipe it off until he left the room"

Plish by Beano February 1, 2004

galah 

An "Old Australian" word; an derrogatory term that means a "loud-mouthed idiot." Named specifically for the galah, a native Australian bird that makes a distinctive (and quite funny-sounding) call.

"Oh, Scotty, ya bloody galah! What are you ON ABOUT?!"

galah by beano June 29, 2003

Booze 

An alcoholic beverage, specifically any type of beer. It doesn't matter which, coz down here in Oz, no one gives a hoot, so long as you get pissed!

"Oh, bugger me, Scott! The pub's out of booze!"

Booze by beano June 29, 2003

drongo 

An Australian word, which is derived from a type of bird of that name (or so I'm informed) that lives down here. It was observed by the "Old Australians" as acting rather crazily, and thus an Aussie will call someone a drongo to say that they're an idiot. There are a number of alternative Australian pay-outs of this nature and calibre, such as clown, galah, wakka, minda, and many others.

"Scotty! What ARE ya doing, ya drongo?"

drongo by beano June 29, 2003