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Monkolee 

A "Monkolee" also called a "Monko" or a "Munksaikhan" is a Strong, Vulgar and Sexy Mongolian tribesman, he doesn't care about your feelings tho, he will crush you in an instant. The only one he really cares about is "Isak". They have been married for about 2 years, and they're about to go on a honeymoon in Italy. A "Monkolee" is strong enough to break 5 tables a year but not more. Any more tables broken and the "Monkolee" would have to go into hibernation for 40 minutes. During that time the "Monkolee" will become feral. The Monkolee will rip off his shirt like a werewolf and begin to put big pressure on his skull. The "Monkolee" does this to be able to count in his head to the desired number required to get out of hibernation. If the "Monkolee" gets disturbed during his hibernation phase he will have to ask a David for help, he will need to count on his arm countless times to get that number that he so much desires. Once he has the number and has gotten the "Trocadero" out of his system he will begin showing small signs of kindness to people who tries to save him from the eternal devistation of the "Mongolian hibernation".
Person 1: Wow that guy just broke a table
Dennis: Yeah imma start gang war with him by robbing 9D's mobile phones
Person 2: No thats just a "Monkolee"
Monkolee by Beary Allen August 20, 2019
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
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(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
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"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026