monko

Big or porwerful man.

He rules here, he's a real monko.

by Hadrianvs October 20, 2008

Monko

A retarded monkey on steroids, preferably playing the bonga bonga drums, high on porcupine feces.

The monko played The bonga so loud making the jungle neighbours go apeshit crazy.

by anonymous January 13, 2021

monko

Monko is a word that originated from Japan that is even more offensive than cunt.

Ho mate. Your a monko

by nameless January 28, 2005

Monko

A monko is a person that is emotionally attached to monkeys, they tend to get aggressive when monkeys are insulted so don't make a monko angry. Monko's can be any age, gender, religion, and race.

"I saw a monko on the street yesterday, he was wearing a monkey shirt."
"Oh yeah, I've met a few monko's in my day. They actually make good conversations."

by Camciejae January 25, 2019

monko

It means the Salinas family

“let’s go monkos” referring to the salinas family

by eunyung November 13, 2022

monko mushroom

A umbrella type cover for your bed as a last resort against tnt.

He's coming with tnt! Build a monko mushroom!

by soems January 21, 2021

El Monko

Often found at the nearest bar trying to consume all the vodka or aftershock in the building in various mixes. Sometimes found with blood in his Vodka and Redbull stream

Hello. Can I have a double vodka, archers, blue aftershock, blue caracao(sp?) and lemonade please

Can I have three double vodka and redbulls and a purple(1 blue 1 red 1 glass)aftershock please

by Sir Isaac "who's fucking apple is this" Newton May 30, 2003