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Porch Monk'd Out
Porch Monk'd Out by jgoldz September 22, 2012
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Monkid • Monky’d • Monka-doo • monk dime • monk dimin' • Monk Down • monke ded • Monke Disease • Monke drip • monke drip drip
Monke D
The monke d is a wild animal that some might say is not real. Some might also call it a monke man. Do not try to find this creature or it will most likely bite one of your sexual organs off. Also called Monkey Man.
Monke D by NerfySourMan November 26, 2014
Monky’d
The act of showing such inferiority to your oppressor that it is accurate to say you have been shafted, or ape’d, or just totally monky’d upon my dude.
Bro did u see that hobo shafting the shit out of hobo 2 for that bourbon? My mans got monky’d so fucking hard I busted a nut
Monky’d by Creamyfart December 6, 2020
pedro monke day
pedro monke day by Mime Balls October 21, 2021
le monk de tempal
Le monk de tempal is a religious group of people that warship an elf that lives on the dark side of the moon, these people also warship fictional characters and call them "profits and saints" they have rules and strict guide lines you must meet to join
they warship Minecraft,Roblox, little nightmares,she-ra,camp camp and much more
(I made it lol)
they warship Minecraft,Roblox, little nightmares,she-ra,camp camp and much more
(I made it lol)
le monk de tempal by life=pain July 12, 2021
monk dimin'
A small, growing bald spot. The size of a dime and reminicent of a monk's scalpy patch. Bound to grow.
"... spins me around with the mirror so I can approve the back of my new haircut, I see it plain as day. I got a damn bald spot the size of a damn dime. I'm straight-up monk dimin'." - Ray Smuckles
monk dimin' by Leon Twardy January 14, 2008
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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