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Porch Monk'd Out 

Drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and sleeping anywhere.
Conan drunk a bottle of vodka and Porch Monk'd Out by the river.
Porch Monk'd Out by jgoldz September 22, 2012
The monke d is a wild animal that some might say is not real. Some might also call it a monke man. Do not try to find this creature or it will most likely bite one of your sexual organs off. Also called Monkey Man.
The Monke D approached me in attempt to steal my testicles.
Monke D by NerfySourMan November 26, 2014

Monky’d 

The act of showing such inferiority to your oppressor that it is accurate to say you have been shafted, or ape’d, or just totally monky’d upon my dude.
Bro did u see that hobo shafting the shit out of hobo 2 for that bourbon? My mans got monky’d so fucking hard I busted a nut
Monky’d by Creamyfart December 6, 2020

pedro monke day 

pedro monke day is an international day for the naked dancing man originally found through discord.
Phil: Oh boy, I am excited for the upcoming international pedro monke day.
pedro monke day by Mime Balls October 21, 2021

le monk de tempal 

Le monk de tempal is a religious group of people that warship an elf that lives on the dark side of the moon, these people also warship fictional characters and call them "profits and saints" they have rules and strict guide lines you must meet to join

they warship Minecraft,Roblox, little nightmares,she-ra,camp camp and much more
(I made it lol)
Le monk de tempal told me to "be gay do crimes"
le monk de tempal by life=pain July 12, 2021

monk dimin' 

A small, growing bald spot. The size of a dime and reminicent of a monk's scalpy patch. Bound to grow.
"... spins me around with the mirror so I can approve the back of my new haircut, I see it plain as day. I got a damn bald spot the size of a damn dime. I'm straight-up monk dimin'." - Ray Smuckles
monk dimin' by Leon Twardy January 14, 2008