MonkeyNut
that guy is a monkeynut you here what he did last night
MonkeyNut by Paul Hillan October 9, 2007
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MonkeyNut
An 18 year old guy that has no job and talks shit online all day to a 15 year old kid and thinks he's funny
He also really likes to stop arguments and continue them at the same time
Is also a massive hypocrite and likes to tell other people that they are hypocrites and he's not
He also hates on anything he doesnt agree with
He also really likes to stop arguments and continue them at the same time
Is also a massive hypocrite and likes to tell other people that they are hypocrites and he's not
He also hates on anything he doesnt agree with
MonkeyNut is a faggot
MonkeyNut by Stinky Monkey Man July 27, 2022
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monkeybate
The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.
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MonkeyHump
Term coined by Brandon Vloch to describe the leveraging of a mechanic in a table top board gaming that allows the player to gain more that the normal amount of resources, victory points or take an additional action.
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monkeybitten
Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites
monkeybitten by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005
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