Monkey Shits 

A bile movement in which a water substance explodes out of your ass.

All that drinking last night has caused me to have the Monkey Shits today.

Monkey Shits by shoes & socks January 8, 2003

Flying Monkey Shits 

self explanatory

Those burritos gave me a terminal case of the flying monkey shits...bathroom is quarantined for the next hour!!

Flying Monkey Shits by noseed August 28, 2021

monkeyshit 

an excrement produced by the animalia "monkey".

You're face looks like monkeyshit.

monkeyshit by The man is your daddy June 5, 2006

monkeyshit 

The act of saying “bullshit” and being racist at the same time

He was being racist cuz he said monkeyshit

monkeyshit by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004