Monkey Shits

A bile movement in which a water substance explodes out of your ass.

All that drinking last night has caused me to have the Monkey Shits today.

Monkey Shits by shoes & socks January 8, 2003

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Flying Monkey Shits

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Those burritos gave me a terminal case of the flying monkey shits...bathroom is quarantined for the next hour!!

Flying Monkey Shits by noseed August 28, 2021

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monkeyshit

an excrement produced by the animalia "monkey".

You're face looks like monkeyshit.

monkeyshit by The man is your daddy June 5, 2006

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monkeyshit

The act of saying “bullshit” and being racist at the same time

He was being racist cuz he said monkeyshit

monkeyshit by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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