Monkey Shits 

A bile movement in which a water substance explodes out of your ass.

All that drinking last night has caused me to have the Monkey Shits today.

Monkey Shits by shoes & socks January 8, 2003

Flying Monkey Shits 

self explanatory

Those burritos gave me a terminal case of the flying monkey shits...bathroom is quarantined for the next hour!!

Flying Monkey Shits by noseed August 28, 2021

monkeyshit 

an excrement produced by the animalia "monkey".

You're face looks like monkeyshit.

monkeyshit by The man is your daddy June 5, 2006

monkeyshit 

The act of saying “bullshit” and being racist at the same time

He was being racist cuz he said monkeyshit

monkeyshit by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023