Monkey Scrotum 

When a guy's ballsack is similar to a monkey's.

Peter Griffin: "RANDY FULLMAN?! I'm here to beat the crap out of you!"
Randy: "You can't peter, I have MS!'
Peter: "You hear that Chris? This guy has a monkey scrotum and he's bragging about it!'

Monkey Scrotum by usefbishara March 24, 2008

Monkey Scrotum 

When your ballsack feels like a monkeys, usually said when you are mad at someone or something; The sac of a monkey

when your girlfriend just dumps you, you might say monkey scrotum, because you feel like you have a monkeys scrotum.

Monkey Scrotum by cristoballs June 29, 2008

monkey scrotum 

The sac of a monkey, usually said when you are mad at someone or something

MONKEY SCROTUM! I should have studied for that test.

monkey scrotum by Tommaas June 24, 2008

monkey-scrotum face

a particularly unattractive individual, with a face that resembles a monkey's scrotum.

Shut it, ya monkey-scrotum faced ride!

monkey-scrotum face by jp1122332345654 August 18, 2006

monkey scroutum syndrome

The state of mind in which you think you have monkey powers and decide to jump around from tree to tree butt naked while throwin your feces at people who happen to look at your weird ass.

Dude that mo'fo got monkey scroutum syndrome, he b throwin his shit all up in my grill

monkey scroutum syndrome by All Knowing Monkey October 17, 2010

scrotum moneky 

a male at the age of 15 wieghing under 100 lbs and is shorter than 5 feet or is a white ethiopian that in his spare time enjoys dancing on the scrotum of others. this act does not hurt because when the scrotum monkey dances he is so tiny and nimble it is a party for your balls and no one else is coming.

i yelled to mike, " hey scrotum moneky...get over here and send my balls on a magical adventure."

scrotum moneky by JustinTimberlake November 29, 2007