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monkey-scrotum face

a particularly unattractive individual, with a face that resembles a monkey's scrotum.

Shut it, ya monkey-scrotum faced ride!

by jp1122332345654 August 18, 2006

ride

Scottish origins;(v) to have sex;(adj) very attractive girl, lady, women; (adj)sarcastic descriptive for an ugly person.

(v) I waant tae ride you, ya manky wee cunt.
(adj) Yer sister's a ride and she's gettin' pumped.
(adj) Keep you deformed mouth shut ya ride.

by jp1122332345654 August 18, 2006