Monkey Rag 

a special towel, shirt or other cloth object kept near your bed, preferably between the mattress and box spring, which is used to wipe up masturbatory ejaculate.

"John's monkey rag is getting stinky because he hasn't washed it in 3 months."

Monkey Rag by strabble April 30, 2006

test monkey rage mode 

An unreal intense fucking motion where your hips are like a semi auto machine gun, while screaming like a monkey put on acid, and at the climax, screaming FATALITY right before you cum.

While during intercourse, Bob got excited and screamed "test monkey rage mode" after that night, Sarah never walked again.

test monkey rage mode by bigbooty215 May 5, 2015

winston monkey rage 

When you insert at least half of your tongue into the rectum then swirl your tongue in a circular motion until bowels move.

The Winston monkey rage we tried made a huge mess, but it was totally worth it.

winston monkey rage by PoshLord May 30, 2016

monkey rage 

Monkey rage genetics are the innevitability for a nigger to become aggressive for seemingly no apparant reason at all.

Spending no longer than 30 minutes with a black you will start to sense their monkey rage genetics being activated.

monkey rage by bringbackthechains July 9, 2016

Rage Monkey 

The term Rage Monkey is fairly generic and applies either to a person who is given to sudden fits of anger about almost any subject or someone who simply explodes without any obvious cause; it is not enough that the individual is angry but must exhibit their rage like a violent storm that dispurses as swifty as it arrived. A Rage Monkey may also be inclined to explode intermittently on their favourite pet-hate. Rage Monkeys are usually funny to watch as they transform, unless you are the target of their rage.

All I did was ask if she had a good day and she transformed into a Rage Monkey!

Rage Monkey by Vengeful Spirit December 6, 2011

Raging monkey 

clip all your pubic hairs and gather in a zip lock bag, cum in the face of a girl, then pull out the bag of pubic hair and toss it at her face. thus, infuriating her to chase after you with her arms wailing

if you want to get back at a girl, cum in her face, throw the pubic hair at her and run like hell! cause now a raging monkey is chasing you!

Raging monkey by ben pon March 25, 2008

Rage Monkey

Relating to 28-Day's Later style zombie sex, the Rage Monkey is thirty seconds of high-speed, spastic thrusting and foamy biting that leaves everyone with whiplash and a mild case of rabies.

I went full Rage Monkey on that ghoul.

Rage Monkey by Captain Starbanger May 28, 2026