Monkey Fungus

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Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.

Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.

Monkey Fungus by Creeplebap January 13, 2020

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fungus monkey

A woman who does not understand or implement personal hygiene. Usually wipes from back to front.

That fungus monkey has BV again, I'm gonna do her mom.

fungus monkey by Jorge El Diablo May 26, 2016

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Monkey The Funduster

A simian with magic powder.

'Who goes there?' I cry into the darkness
The only reply that he could muster,
'I'm everything you'll ever need my friend, I am Monkey The Funduster.'
And so I smiled and went to sleep.

Jon Richardson 6music

Monkey The Funduster by MonkeyTheFunduster February 17, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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