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Most badass animal. Best thing that ever happened. sex.

"Monkies pwn"

"I wish I had a Monkey!"

Monkey! by Mr. Gibbons February 23, 2008
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Most badass animal. Best thing that ever happened. sex.
"Monkies pwn"

"I wish I had a Monkey!"
Monkey! by Mr. Gibbons February 24, 2008
The best Animals in existence and the rulers of the universe
Random Person- Who has the higher chances of becoming the rulers of the universe, Monkeys or Humans?
Random person2- Obviously monkeys
Monkey by -Pastel Sushi Roll- September 30, 2020
A racial slur often targeted at members of the betailed Saiyan race. Saiyans find this offensive because it suggests their uncivilized nature, which non saiyans are expected to ignore. It should also be noted that, Saiyans do customarily refer to each other as Monkey, which when used in such a context, is a term of endearment.
"I can't believe I was defeated by a MONKEY!"
"Hey man, you hear that Monkey Kakarot just pwned Frieza?"
Monkey by babyfrieza December 1, 2011
A typical cockney slang term used generally in London, which refers to £500.
I make a monkey a week mate

Lend me a monkey mate
monkey by sharmasaab21 July 18, 2013
A womens vagina (better known as pussy)
Let me ram my dick in your monkey.
Monkey by Katy the white girl July 26, 2006
Monkeys are haplorhine ("dry-nosed") primates, a paraphyletic group generally possessing tails and consisting of approximately 260 known living species. Many monkey species are tree-dwelling (arboreal), although there are species that live primarily on the ground, such as baboons. Most species are also active during the day (diurnal). Monkeys are generally considered to be intelligent, particularly Old World monkeys.
Hey there is a monkey over there in the bush!
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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