Monguch

To make something work when it absolutely should not work, usually through stubbornness, creativity, frugality, and questionable but effective problem-solving.

To monguch something is to squeeze, adjust, rig, force, finesse, or somehow make it happen when most people would have already given up.

A: “This suitcase is already full and you still have three more outfits.”
B: “Relax, I’ll monguch them in there.”

A: “The exhaust doesn’t line up with the brackets.”
B: “Yeah, but if we bend this a little and move the hanger, we can monguch it.”

A: “The sink is leaking again.”
B: “I’ll fix it.”
A: “No. Last time you monguched the toilet, we had to shut the water off.”

Monguch by Zi Monguch May 5, 2026

mongchop 

adjective;describing the mentally under-achiever/fat barrel of monkey spunk;usually 1 of one's mates;often illiterate;sometimes just generally retarded/annoying

David Beckham

mongchop by Lolly age 13,GarethGates fan,Pompey July 25, 2003

mongchop 

to do an act at a remedial level

"you throw like a mongchop"

mongchop by Carl Lemon July 21, 2003

Mongchaw 

A title which represents royalty within the Khyang indigenous people. Mongchaw roughly translate to "Prince/Princess".

:The Mongchaws are coming back this year
: We must have them as our guests for Christmas

Mongchaw by Son of Mongchaw September 23, 2021

mongchild 

The child of a retard

shut up you mongchild

mongchild by slinkykatty November 5, 2007

mongchopper

stupid idiot, light hearted personal insult

"Gillian what the hell were you thinking of ya feckin mongchopper!"

mongchopper by stuart13 August 9, 2006

mongchild 

a person who is the black sheep of the family, does stupid stuff and goes on rants that no one can understand usually the offspring of messed up parents...and basically is just a let down 2 the whole of the human race... Loch 'ness' monster is a good example of this!

be quiet mongchild!!

mongchild by no1kid October 20, 2009