Monguch
To make something work when it absolutely should not work, usually through stubbornness, creativity, frugality, and questionable but effective problem-solving.
To monguch something is to squeeze, adjust, rig, force, finesse, or somehow make it happen when most people would have already given up.
To monguch something is to squeeze, adjust, rig, force, finesse, or somehow make it happen when most people would have already given up.
A: “This suitcase is already full and you still have three more outfits.”
B: “Relax, I’ll monguch them in there.”
A: “The exhaust doesn’t line up with the brackets.”
B: “Yeah, but if we bend this a little and move the hanger, we can monguch it.”
A: “The sink is leaking again.”
B: “I’ll fix it.”
A: “No. Last time you monguched the toilet, we had to shut the water off.”
B: “Relax, I’ll monguch them in there.”
A: “The exhaust doesn’t line up with the brackets.”
B: “Yeah, but if we bend this a little and move the hanger, we can monguch it.”
A: “The sink is leaking again.”
B: “I’ll fix it.”
A: “No. Last time you monguched the toilet, we had to shut the water off.”
Monguch by Zi Monguch May 5, 2026
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