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Mongoloidius Prime 

Derives from the root word "mongoloid"; A term for the king of all mentally retarded people. Not necessarily used to describe someone with Down's Syndrome, this term is to be saved only for those who are so stupid, they shouldn't even be alive.
This f*cking Mongoloidius Prime in front of me slammed on his brakes at a green light!! Fml.
Mongoloidius Prime by Fitz$Gerald August 25, 2010

mongoloidbongoloid 

Boy 1: I'm sponsored by Newton shreds
Boy 2: oh you're such a mongoloidbongoloid

mongoloidio 

"Hey, did you see Kevin?"
"Yeah, he's evolved from a mongoloid to a mongoloidio"
mongoloidio by UltraInstinctJoeBiden February 20, 2019

mongoloidal 

The act of being a mongoloid.
The act of one pledging their allegiance to either of the political parties of a two ring circus is a MONGOLOIDAL action.
mongoloidal by Robb Denney September 16, 2020

mongoloian moose knuckles 

Same as camel toe on fatter and wider

Mongoloidal 

The act of being a mongoloid or committing a mongoloid act.
Guy 1: "Hey bro! How was your weekend?"

Guy 2: "Not much... I butt banged your sister while ass fingering your dad who was t-bagging your mom who was sucking the dog."
Guy 1: "You mongoloidal, retarded, piece of shit cunt fucken, ass licking, wank stain fuck!"
Mongoloidal by Tricky1979 March 4, 2025
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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