Monging It
British Army terminology for putting in a bad performance / being defeatist / not putting in the effort.
Monging It by JBF July 18, 2005
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Mogging it
When a miserable old git sits in their car while idling it for an extended period of time for no apparent reason.
Person 1: I didn't realise the mog next door was still living, what does he do with his time?
Person 2: He usually just sits in his car with a face like a slapped arse mogging it.
Person 2: He usually just sits in his car with a face like a slapped arse mogging it.
Mogging it by Rice_Pudding May 17, 2018
Monking it in
When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.
Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.
Monking it in by bucktownsfinest February 3, 2010
mingingitis
one who is so highly unattractive that their ability to repel members of the opposite sex is best described as the 'miningitis disorder'
mingingitis by quoccy boi March 8, 2004
Gaylord Mongington
1. A man who wears a ring on the bus while trying to impress women who are sitting at least 3 rows behind him.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.
1.Ciaron: check out ma ring ladies
Jeremy:(sigh)
Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).
Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?
Lily: (sigh) no.
Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?
Lily: (sigh) no
John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.
Jeremy:(sigh)
Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).
Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?
Lily: (sigh) no.
Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?
Lily: (sigh) no
John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.
Gaylord Mongington by Killamanjaronation October 27, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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