Monging It
British Army terminology for putting in a bad performance / being defeatist / not putting in the effort.
Monging It by JBF July 18, 2005
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Mogging it
When a miserable old git sits in their car while idling it for an extended period of time for no apparent reason.
Person 1: I didn't realise the mog next door was still living, what does he do with his time?
Person 2: He usually just sits in his car with a face like a slapped arse mogging it.
Person 2: He usually just sits in his car with a face like a slapped arse mogging it.
Mogging it by Rice_Pudding May 17, 2018
Monking it in
When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.
Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.
Monking it in by bucktownsfinest February 3, 2010
mingingitis
one who is so highly unattractive that their ability to repel members of the opposite sex is best described as the 'miningitis disorder'
mingingitis by quoccy boi March 8, 2004
Gaylord Mongington
1. A man who wears a ring on the bus while trying to impress women who are sitting at least 3 rows behind him.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.
1.Ciaron: check out ma ring ladies
Jeremy:(sigh)
Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).
Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?
Lily: (sigh) no.
Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?
Lily: (sigh) no
John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.
Jeremy:(sigh)
Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).
Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?
Lily: (sigh) no.
Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?
Lily: (sigh) no
John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.
Gaylord Mongington by Killamanjaronation October 27, 2011
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.