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moneybag 

After intercourse, if using a contraceptive designed for a guy, such as a condom, remove from member, grasp the lip of the condom with hand, and slap girl across her face, with the semen filled reservoir tip as if slapping a moneybag across the face.
Jimmy "moneybagged" Sarah last night, after she refused to cooperate with him.
moneybag by PatrickForrest November 6, 2005
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moneybag and u sad 

A phrase I made up in mid 2022, it means I get things that other people don't/can't get and they're sad or mad at me about it

Monkeybagging 

When the gentleman is receiving fellatio from his good partner, and wishes to heighten the pleasure of the general act he may want to 'monkeybag' them. This involves the simple act of tugging the partner's ears away and perpendiclar to the head, thus causing a change in appearance to these as well as the shape of the oral cavity and lips. The surprised noise emitted (invariably also simian in nature) increases the stimulation on the gentleman's lingam whilst rendering the aforementioned partner even more ape-like.
"I had to use her earrings as a monkeybagging aid again. Dear Felicity, she can certainly cook a good breakfast but she needs help when she's feeding on Mr. Pickles"

Moneybagz Pham 

someone, usually of asian descent, who is totally supafly, rad occasionally.
friend 1: hey, did you see brandon yesterday?
friend 2: omg yessss! he was lookin' sooo cool! Imma call him moneybagz pham!
Moneybagz Pham by wwwowmazahs October 4, 2010

Moneybagg Joe 

Nickname given to President Joe Biden after he signed the $1.9 trillion COVID-19 relief bill. The moniker is coined after Memphis rapper Moneybagg Yo. The meme originated on Twitter, when user @deviousnegus tweeted "Moneybagg Joe" in response to news of the relief package. The term is often seen with photoshopped images of the President in stereotypical "hip-hop" attire, such as expensive chains, bust-down watches, durags ...
Moneybagg Joe really pulled thru with that stimmy
Fr? Imma fuck around and order a whole ass whale at Red Lobster
Moneybagg Joe by yungling March 16, 2021

moneyball 

A term for when something good happens basically meaning good
ex. you just score a goal in lacrosse you would be like moneyball!!!
moneyball by mike haynes October 19, 2005

moneybagg yo 

The realest rapper out of memphis and on of the best in the game
Bro Moneybagg Yo is hard asf!!
moneybagg yo by Epicdan2259 March 1, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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