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Money Green 

Not denying service to an undesirable customer

Affirmation of money being ready available. Not all money is good money, but all money is green.
A: “Why would you sell him a phone, he’s clearly a racist”

B: “Money doesn’t discriminate, all money is green”

“I got 1200 on the Celtics winning tonight, money green”
Money Green by BlankMan2033 February 21, 2024

Money Green Gone 

When you spend money so fast, that it leaves a green stain on your hand.
Man! You just got paid and look at your hands, you got a money green gone stain on them!!
Money Green Gone by Obamazing91 January 26, 2010

Money stays green

Said by Sir Steve and was discovered that the money did indeed stay green
Your money stays green with me
Money stays green by Brattattack14 February 5, 2023

Money Be Green 

If a hot female happens to be walking by and you she her you yell money be green signaling to all of your friends that her money be green, thus the phrase money be green
"Hot girls walks by"
Guy1:Damn!!MONEY BE GREEN!!

lil mosey is green 

when lil mosey is green
"Lil Mosey is green" - Kanye East

green monkey 

Responsible for the spread of HIV to the human race. Found in South Africa, coincidentally home of the tribe that frequently enjoyed ritual sex for peanuts with these primates. See porch monkey.
If we moved all of the green monkeys to AIDStrailia, the world would be a happier and safer place.
green monkey by Eugene V. Debs January 21, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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