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blunt monkey freak 

A person who will do anything to smoke weed/hit a blunt.
This lady just gave him head for a hit of this blunt. She is a blunt monkey FREAK!!

blunt monkey 

female that will give it up for a blunt
I got the blunt monkey live
blunt monkey by lemony snicket September 20, 2005

blunt monkey 

a person who is extremely good at rolling blunts of marijuana but does not necessarily smoke the blunts he/she has rolled
Where is that little blunt monkey Cams at, I'm way to high to roll another blunt myself.
blunt monkey by the meaty one January 22, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026