Momvan 

Most commonly a minivan, or an SUV driven by Moms everywhere, due to space, comfort & surround sound. Used especially to transport children and wait at various events.

We will take the Momvan to soccer practice first, then on to Disneyland.

Momvan by anonymous January 18, 2021

Momantai 

There's no problem, everything problem has a solution.
Pinpointed by Terriermon of Digimon.

Timmy: "We're all going to die."
Terriermon: "Momantai."

Momantai by Momantabra June 27, 2010

molvania 

A fictional eastern-european country. An Australian comedian under the stage name of Zladko Vladcik contributed to knowledge of "molvania" spreading over the internet, with hit songs including Elektronik Supersonik, and I am the Antipope. And the end of each song, "Zlad" as many know him, would say the line "Long live Molvania". There has been a book released about molvania, titled "Molvanîa: a Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry" Molvania was thought up by australian comedians Tom Gleisner, Santo Cilauro and Rob Sitch.

Long live space race, long live molvania.

molvania by Count Von Bummington April 9, 2008

Soccer Mom Van 

The stereotypical vehicle of a soccer mom, the soccer mom van can usually be identified as a 90's Chrystler van with about ten bumper stickers for various soccer leagues.

The criminals evaded the very sight of the soccer mom van, as they were intimidated by the sheer power emitted from it.

Soccer Mom Van by KeshcaShckay March 27, 2015

Momantic

A romantic gay setting or action.

Vern and his gay lover were being so momantic while they held hands and looked into each other's eyes.

Momantic by hperd February 3, 2010

mommandeer 

(vb) to commandeer a conversation initiated by a childless person or respond condescendingly to a childless person during a conversation for any of the following reasons:
- to emphasize how little he/she knows because he/she doesn't even have KIDS
- to emphasize how easy he/she really has it because he/she doesn't even have KIDS
- to emphasize how trivial the hard work he/she does truly is in comparison to doing ANY work and having KIDS at the same time

Melissa: I'm feeling really tired today. I've been running around all week. Between volunteering at the homeless shelter, my day job, my part time job, and going back to school...I hardly have time to relax.
Alison: Oh, stop complaining. You think you're busy? Try having kids.
John: Wow, Alison. Way to mommandeer the conversation.

mommandeer by bubblesburst April 28, 2011

movantik moment 

When you are shitting

"Frank was finally able to have his Movantik moment"

movantik moment by YNBM1 January 28, 2018