Momaflauge

v. disguising something from your mom or from your parents.

n. a disguise used to fool your mom

"Did you smell lke pot?" "No I used some cologne as momaflauge."

"Did you get in trouble for having a hickey on your neck." "Nope, I have been using my hoody as momaflauge.

by pharfromhuman August 8, 2009

Momoflauge

A style of dress for expecting mothers in which they attempt to pass as not being pregnant.

Robin's momoflauge made it difficult for her fellow subway passengers to notice that she was pregnant. Consequently, no one offered to give her their seat.

by madintangibles November 16, 2018