Molitoed 

1. To finger a girl using your toes.

2. To be touched inappropriately by a really fat ugly person

Omg i can't believe you just got molitoed.

Molitoed by troisha December 9, 2008

Mojitoed 

(noun), (verb). Mojitoed is a synonym of drunk, used specifically for intoxication induced by the cocktail Mojito (a popular rum-based drink).

"Man, I am way too mojitoed to play pool."

"I am going to get so mojitoed tonight."

Mojitoed by Mojitoed September 19, 2012