Reaching down to adjust his malesack, Donny noticed his public hair would need a trim and a shave soon as it was getting too thick to be soft and silky feeling.
Slang for a very permiscuous tall homosexual who acts like a toddler and enjoys sneaking up on people of the same sex and grabbing their genitalia fast and swiftly to avoid being noticed and causing an arguement in public.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.