mokai 

Its a danish alcohol drink, it's like drinking soda and alcohol. They drink alot of mokai's in the danish city called Randers. In Randers are there many criminal people. Almost all of the guys have buzzed hair, rides a old custom made scooter, wears Nike shox and wear big baggy trousers.

"Bro why are you drinking mokai? We are not in Randers."

"Sorry m8 it just taste so good"

mokai by Thedevilofholm December 23, 2015

Mokai 

Mokai is the kindest and best person you will ever meet, esspeisally if their last name is Balogun. People with the names Mokai are always rich(very wealthy) and strong. This was not written by Mokai

You remeber mokai?
How could I forget?! I went to the gym with him yesterday

Mokai by prim2l November 2, 2022

Mokai 

A giant bad @$$ Maine Coon cat that was manifested into being from the a distinct luminescent interstellar nebula star-forming regions, of the "Pillars of Creation. Through an ancient scared contract, He arrived as a guardian and protector for one of the truest light walker's of this time: Ryan Johnston. The fulfillment of this sacred contract between these two powerful energies represents, clear vision, that everything is going to work out just fine. That miracles are about to come into physical existence. It may be time to get clear on what you would like to manifest. To dream big, and know that you deserve all the things that serve your highest mission in this lifetime. Surrender to the calling of the Divine. Act as though it has already been fulfilled. You cannot save others from their lessons. A little discipline can go a very long way. Release your hands from interrupting the trouble of others, unless they have asked or contributed to your time and energy to do so.

Mokai is a reminder that energy surrounds everything. You alone are responsible for yourself. Mokai is also a reminder, to allow everything that leaves your life to go. In your own way, thank it and accept its departure from you and move on. It is also a message to get clear in your visions or goals. It is now time to shake off the "blues". Stop feeling down, stop those repetitive negative thoughts.

Ryan sat with his Mokai to help him ground and manifest his highest power.

Mokai by Plantas Maestras October 27, 2022

Mokai Kongen 

A big fan of Michael Jackson, whos' intake consists exclusively of the alcholic drink "Mokai". He is also known for tearing pussy, and falling in love with hoes.

Guy 1: "Who's that guy over there splitting pussy?"
Guy 2: "Oh, that's just Mokai Kongen"

Mokai Kongen by NiggaStoleMySpacebar May 15, 2016

mokai girl 

Mokai is a Danish type of alcohol. Mokai is most commonly drank by gay people or what is considered mokai girls.

A mokai girl is a girl that has had 1 or 2 mokai's, then they act like they have chugged 1 bottle of vodka, and snorted 2 grams of cocaine.

These girls are really annoying and can ruin even the funniest party, you should stay clear of them and definitely not invite them to your party!!!

The GIF selected below show their behaviour pretty good, just imagine it's a girl with a bottle of mokai, instead of a man with a beer.

Person 1: Caroline was such a mokai girl yesterday, like Jesus!
Person 2: Yea I know right, she was pretty pls dudette.

Person 3: Why did you even invite a mokai girl
Person 1: Good questions, we will have no more mokai girls at our parties

mokai girl by Lelor March 5, 2018

Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe 

a unfresh headass

person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe by don congdon February 20, 2019

makaia 

that one person who u love and care for, but can be a bad b*tch if she wants to. she's funny kind and hilarious and u need a makaia in ur life.

man i really need a makaia in my life

makaia by Hey its a random dude April 23, 2018