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Mohammadi 

The fucking sickest name ever, mohammadis get all the bitches
"Who's that sexy cunt that gets everyone to suck his dick?"

"I don't know, his last name must be Mohammadi"
Mohammadi by sexyname. January 8, 2012

Arya Mohammadi 

When Arya Mohammadi enters a classroom, every single head turns. Boys AND girls. He walks with his head high, carried by a certain confidence that stems from his innate ability to tap-dance. The level of speed and technique in his performances make him a generational talent. However, he keeps this all private. I only stumbled upon this hobby of his when I saw his tap-dancing shoes fall out of his backpack. Out of curiosity, I investigated further, and found Arya's name tied with many of the world's most competitive tap-dancing competitions. Life is strange.
Arya Mohammadi became aware that his secret had been exposed, and he promptly transferred schools.

I have never heard from Arya Mohammadi since. Let his legend live on.

Mohammed bin Salmonella 

Mohammed bin Salmonella, a.k.a. bin Salman is an inbred crown prince and practically the dictator in an oil-saturated, extreme conservative shithole called Saudi Arabia. He is a toxic and murderous sandnigger who doesn't tolerate criticism, he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. His way of controlling are arrests, torture, rapings and murders, he is behind Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen since 2015 because its authoritarian president (whose name no one remembers) asked for help, so far (2021) the war hasn't been successful for the alliance, being described as a military stalemate, except in one respect, it has only been successful in violating human rights.
- "I assume Mohammed bin Salmonella doesn't suffer from diarrhea, despite his name."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."

Mohammad Rajab Wali 

The most handsome man ever, has a lot of women and is related to joe biden, he does not know much English but he is know and understood by many
person 1:OMG its Mohammad Rajab Wali
person 2:oh yeah he is handsome and famous
person 1:oh you know him?
person 2:yeah obviously

Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor 

He is the incumbent Menteri Besar of Kedah who is hardworking for the state and its people. He enjoys a high popularity among Kedahans.

Recently, he has become a target of the communist dictator Anwar Ibrahim and his government. He has nothing wrong, but Anwar wants to jail him so much. This is unacceptable.
Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor will save Malaysia!

Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor 

The best Menteri Besar of Kedah ever. He saved Kedah from communism and left-wing populism. He really cares people and always thinks for future.
Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor is our hero!