Moerx 

(verb)

To ruin an engineering project or to be bad at engineering
To have little or no knowledge in engineering or physical sciences

Jamie: "Martin installed DDR3 RAM instead of DDR5 again Lukas"
Lukas: "Oh, he has f*%^&ing Moerx'd it again, Martin is clueless and has no engineering knowledge at all"

Moerx by jomcrok November 23, 2024

moerfoer 

The pronunciation for mofo or motherfucker when you aren't comfortable cussing.

live on the air The defensive edge sure put a dirty hit on the quarterback. He is one nasty moerfoer.

moerfoer by Extremityman October 17, 2023

Moertl'd

The homosexual act of a man violently brutalizing the anal cavity of another man, and the receiver enjoying every minute.

Nice try Ty, but my team just moertl'd the shit out of your team. Better luck next time guy.

Moertl'd by Homo123456789 April 3, 2008

moerse 

adj. South African slang meaning really big or numerous.

Ken: Dude, check out that moerse truck!

moerse by Godofgamers October 17, 2008

moer

moer - Afrikaans for beat up

Big Dutchman says : Are you looking at my chick!

Small engelsman : No! never

Big Dutchman says: I will moer you!

moer by Paul February 6, 2005

moersteek 

Referring to a man with long (often blond) hair. Seen from behind, he may resemble a 'she'. Moer means to beat up, steek means to fuck. So from behind you want to steek him but from the front you want to moer him. In Afrikaans: "Van agter af wou ek hom steek, maar van vooraf wou ek hom moer". Roughly equivalent to manvrou.

Jesus, I thought that was a fuckin cherry but it was a moersteek!!

moersteek by Robmanman September 3, 2007

Merxci 

In his high school year book, the schools most popular couple show a picture of him & his beard.
Victoria, told him her "secret".
He doesn't know whats so special about "girls gone wild" Girls always act that way around him.
He gave Lance Armstrong one of my testicles. He grew it back.
He can whistle in 5 different languages ... including sign language.
He once threw a rock into the ocean, till this day, its still skipping.
Often, the sun watches him rise in the morning.
Even Non-Automatic Doors slide open at his approach.
Viagra is made from his DNA.
His tears can cure cancer ... too bad he has never cried.
His tears can cure cancer ... too bad he has never cried.
If you have $5 and he has 5$, he has more money than you.
He knows, who let the dogs out.
In grade school his teachers raised their hands to ask him questions.
Went bowling last night and got a perfect score. He bowls overhand.
If he were 5 minutes late, he’d still be on time.
He tells his milk when to expire.

"Did Merxci Sign that!!??"
"Yes, It's the only art i need on my walls."

Merxci by Don't need one. December 23, 2011