Named after inventor Samuel Morse, patterns of flatulence consisting of dits and dahs which can also be transcribed, most commonly onto toilet paper in the form of dots and dashes.

From his earliest youth my father demonstrated an innate talent for Morse farting for which he was, much later in his long and charmed life, eventually formally recognized for his feats of brilliant farting.

Morse farting by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

Related Words

moerse • Morse Code • merse • morse • morsel • Mersed • mersexual • mersey • Merseyside • mersey trout

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel by Kojak October 28, 2003

dillian morse

sexy beast

Girl: He is such a Dillian Morse he is such a sexy beast
Boy: I know right.

dillian morse by Thiccboi3 October 29, 2018

mersedeh

An attractive and passionate girl. She's a great talker and really laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy she tends to be grouchy and childish. Her problem becomes everyone's problem. At times she can be very predictable and tend to be monotonous but Knows how to have fun. She is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found

wow that mersedeh is a keeper!

mersedeh by mersedehawsomesauce December 14, 2010

Morse Rudder

When one or more parties engage in phone sex or another electronic method (SMS) with the intent of sexual gratification. A variation of Dutch Rudder in that one party stimulates the other sexually by voice from a remote location rather than in physical contact. Derived from Samuel Morse (Morse code) and Dutch Rudder, circa 2008.

He guided her journey with a Morse Rudder to the Eighth Sea of Ecstasy

Morse Rudder by FZelnod August 9, 2009

Morse High School

Located in PH, SD aka the Skyline area. Morse heads are infamous for their parties, drink ups, inappropriate swanging, daily fights, gang banging, auxiliary, and biracial community. About 5 white kids total, predominately Filipinos. The only school with an auxiliary team! Teachers aren't the best, which is the cause of LOW test scores. Beats Lincoln, Suhi, and all the other schools in the Sweetwater district's asses. Tiger Pride!

yeah ima go down to Morse High School, hope I don't get shot.

See her dancing? She a Morse head.

Morse High School by gust0 December 7, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026