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mockie

penis easily mocked for both shortness and skinniness when "fully" hard
Upon seeing his mockie she became instantly unhorny

Don't breed if you have a mockie lest you inflict your weak penis genes on your sons.
by vogla January 14, 2013
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Mockie

For an example you can walk up to your homie and say wassup my mockie
by The artificial love August 10, 2017
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Mookie Blaylock

October 22, 1990 the band Mookie Blaylock, named after an NBA point guard, played their first official show at the Off Ramp Cafe in Seattle. The band was later renamed Pearl Jam. Jeff Ament Bassist was a huge Mookie fan having watched him play basketball at Oklahoma, and thought his name was superunique. Mookie was cool about it too and didn't sue.
Pearl Jam's Ten was named after Mookie Blaylock's jersey number.
by Shougo February 20, 2022
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Anthony Mackie

Anthony Mackie, aka "the greatest chocolate man on earth", is a sarcastic, handsome, dapper, and hilarious actor who plays Falcon in the marvel cinematic universe. His best friend is Sebastian Stan and together they make the greatest friend duo ever seen. Also, he's obsessed with his thighs, like a lot, and can do a bomb Denzel impression.
Quotes:
"You like Easter cuz you about to eat some chocolate homie"
"You never see girls run after engineers"
"Your thighs look like hot dog weiners"
If you don't believe how great Anthony Mackie is, look on youtube for his marvel interviews... you won't regret it.
by Rhiannon Marx September 10, 2018
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Operation Mockingbird

A covert campaign run by the CIA to influence the media.
Starting in the early days of the Cold War (late 40's), the CIA began a secret project called Operation Mockingbird, with the intent of buying influence behind the scenes at major media outlets and putting reporters on the CIA payroll, which has proven to be a stunning ongoing success. The CIA effort to recruit American news organizations and journalists to become spies and disseminators of propaganda, was headed up by Frank Wisner, Allen Dulles, Richard Helms, and Philip Graham (publisher of The Washington Post). Wisner had taken Graham under his wing to direct the program code-named Operation Mockingbird and both have presumably committed suicide.
by Dancing with Fire October 28, 2013
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Monkie Kid

A LEGO cartoon based on chinese culture, particularly The Monkey King & Journey to the West. The fandom is pretty bizarre since more than half of the community have a crush on either Macaque or Sun Wukong, but putting that aside, the cartoon also has it's own toyline!
Person 1: I watched Monkie Kid and I loved it.
Person 2: Did you find Macaque attractive?
Person 1: Maybe? I'm not gay, but maybe.
by myotheracc7 July 9, 2022
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Mookie Island

a mole: marijuana + tobacco (if you know what's good, american spirit)
after adding american spirit to a batch of herb, you take a fat shnap. once/if/when the mole is inhaled, the lucky smoker begins the journey, fuhl it. so you've inhaled the smoke, you're feeling that overwhelming sense of light-headed-ness and euphoria - Mookie Island. At first, the feeling is alarming (some of those first timers will yak...some will not such as MC, CM). nothing matters because you're swimming. as you swim, you approach the shores of mookie island, you breathe, you breathe again, and it feels fucking good. you feel the sand, you're almost there. you keep going and yes, you're there. i hope that was fun, that's my life.
by madishplau December 19, 2010
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