When something is "a madness". As in crazy, and can be in a good or bad way. Abbreviated way of saying madness!
"Mate! they even had strippers there!! I'm telling you last night was a mazza!!"
"She was getting angry and screaming and stuff, it was a mazza mate I had to leave"
This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.
Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"
A guy who trains a disabled stand user into being a spin user, unaware that that disabled stand user kid is gonna be killing the president. Fucking crippled ass cowboy kid gonna kick Funny Valentine's ass.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.