Moanitis

Moan here moan there this disease makes you moan everywhere

Stop moaning bro! Do you have moanitis??

by Sophie.Rose March 5, 2020

Monitis

Newly discovered disease where tumors start to grow in your brain and then spread throughout your body. Symptoms include rashing of the genital areas, sharp rectum pains, extreme head aches that last for days on end, troubled breathing, painful urination, extreme bowel movements, and constaint body odor. No cure is known. Puerto Rican's brought the disease over into the United States while smuggling drugs. Most prominent in the Northeastern area of Illinois due to the growing population of Puerto Ricans and drug use in that area.

" I have these symptoms"

"You have Monitis"

by Professor Dr. James Dowel M.D. January 20, 2007

monitism

A way of enduring everything in funny way yet getting to solve things outside once endiviour.

Monitism is the best.

by Monit August 13, 2021

Manitis

When a male perspective of having a cold or an injury is far worse than a woman’s experience with a similar cold or injury. Often includes excruciating pain when having a hangnail; Or a death sentence during a common cold.

Female: He pulled a muscle in his back, just like I did 2 days ago. I didn’t complain at all and went back to work the next day. But, he’s on strict bedrest and can’t move his extremities. He’s got a bad case of Manitis.

by Daviscour July 30, 2018

manitis

What you have the day after too much SingStar and/or singing/screaming along to songs at the pub.

Sig: Jeez, you sound like a man today...
Ann: Yeah, i know, i have manitis :(

by Anneh April 26, 2008

Moranitis

A severe terminal illness in which your head is so large is eclipses the rest of your body

You see him there. hes just been diagnosed with Moranitis. He got it from shiftin Moron.

by nyers December 19, 2022