Moanitis
Moanitis by Sophie.Rose March 5, 2020
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Monitis
Newly discovered disease where tumors start to grow in your brain and then spread throughout your body. Symptoms include rashing of the genital areas, sharp rectum pains, extreme head aches that last for days on end, troubled breathing, painful urination, extreme bowel movements, and constaint body odor. No cure is known. Puerto Rican's brought the disease over into the United States while smuggling drugs. Most prominent in the Northeastern area of Illinois due to the growing population of Puerto Ricans and drug use in that area.
Monitis by Professor Dr. James Dowel M.D. January 20, 2007
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Manitis
When a male perspective of having a cold or an injury is far worse than a woman’s experience with a similar cold or injury. Often includes excruciating pain when having a hangnail; Or a death sentence during a common cold.
Female: He pulled a muscle in his back, just like I did 2 days ago. I didn’t complain at all and went back to work the next day. But, he’s on strict bedrest and can’t move his extremities. He’s got a bad case of Manitis.